

It was pathetic that the best the Florida governor could muster, asked if Mike Pence acted properly when he certified the election, was to say, “I got no beef with him.” Ron DeSantis’s inability to smile is disqualifying. “He looks good, and he looks hard.”Īt the Republican debate, no one was big enough to shove him aside. “I say this with an unblemished record of heterosexuality,” Jesse Watters swooned on “The Five” on Fox News. President Biden sarcastically called Trump a “handsome guy,” but many on the right thrilled to his jailhouse portrait. Perplexing as it is, Trump devotees continue to adore him. He even went out and hired a real criminal lawyer. My liberty is actually at risk.” Even though he has spent his whole life getting away with things, sliding out of things, stiffing people, conning people, he had to have a moment at the jail when he realized he is in the prosecutors’ sights. And in another master stroke of projection, he accused the prosecutors pursuing him for election interference of “election interference.”īut Trump is feral and cunning, and deep in his amygdala, he must have shivered, thinking to himself, “Damn, I could go to prison. He no doubt workshopped his stroppy mug-shot look in front of the mirror, trying to convey “Never surrender!” as he was literally surrendering. Trump did another woe-is-me interview with Fox News Digital, admitting that getting processed by Georgia officials, who “insisted” he have the mug shot taken, was “not a comfortable feeling - especially when you’ve done nothing wrong.” All American business schools should have a class on mug shots.

Wharton is a place where they should teach you about mug shots. They didn’t teach him not to be a big liar and cheat, either. “I went through an experience that I never thought I’d have to go through, but then, I’ve gone through the same experience three other times,” the 77-year-old said, adding about his mug shot, “They didn’t teach me that at the Wharton School of Finance.” Trump said that being booked at the horror chamber known as the Fulton County Jail - its location on Rice Street is cited in songs by rappers who have logged time there - was “a terrible experience.” Everyone in America has heard the term “mug shot.” Trump told Newsmax’s Greg Kelly after the arraignment that he had “never heard the word ‘mug shot’” until his was taken - which just shows again that Trump is a pathological liar. Thursday night was performative for Trump: sweeping in with his private jet and giant motorcade that screamed two-tiered justice system, with law enforcement clearing the Atlanta streets, like centurions clearing the way for Caesar. Maggie Haberman noted in The Times that when Trump posed for his official White House portrait, he scowled into the camera and told aides he thought he looked “like Churchill.”
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Timothy O’Brien, a Trump biographer, recalled that Trump once told him that Clint Eastwood was the greatest movie star ever, and O’Brien believed that Donald and Melania modeled their squints on Eastwood’s. Trump has long felt that squinting or scowling is a good look for him. Now that would have been some primo merch: Trump slapping a rotting mug shot on a mug and selling it on his campaign website for the low, low price of $25.
